Labels:text | screenshot | font OCR: Greetings Peruvian Cheese Flickers !! One wouldn't have thought it possible, but yes, you guessed it Philt and Grey! Of : B. S. S (The British Swapping Syndicate) present: Its Mental III < <<<< == AAAAAAAAAAAAAA F1 - Rib-Tickling Raucous Jokes and other crap. . . F2 - More Nutty Animations (well bugger me!) F3 - Not the BRITS. . Its the SHITS Awards !! F4 - The BSS Trivia Quiz !! Check YOUR brain !!! F5 - A VeRy seRious Software Piracy Warning . . . F6 - A Final Word From B. S. S . . . Unleashed on: 18-2-91 !!! Note: Any mistakes are entirely intentional, Martin Shaw's solicitors would like to point out that he has no connection what-so-ever with this production.